by krAzykrAkr01
I was out somewhere this week and wouldn’t you know it, I got caught up in another discussion about fucking “God” with some “true believer”. I don’t know where the hell these people come from or what they are thinking? They are going preach to me and suddenly I am going to see the light? Something they will say is going to make me dedicate my life to their fairy tale “God”? I told him “You know, I hope that your “God” is real and that he does exist. Because if he does, I got a few things to say to that son of a bitch”. He thought he was going to be smart and catch me off gaurd by asking what I would say to him. Like I just say shit out loud to hear my self talk. Without missing a beat, I said “First thing I’m going to say to him is FUCK YOU. Second thing I’m going to say is, if you are all powerful and all knowing, then how come you let so many shitty things go on in this world?”. I don’t think he was ready for that, and it was on from there. Just to make sure everyone who reads this is clear, FUCK “Jesus” too. I got no love for that son of a bitch either.
I got the shit from this dude about how you can’t blame “God” for the bad things that happen. That he lets man exercise free will and it is man that causes all the suffering in this world. Once again, “God” is responsible for everything good and you must give him praise when good comes your way, but he is not responsible for the bad. You can’t curse his name when somethig bad happens. How fucking convient.
If that IS true, then why won’t the motherfucker show his face around here? Got something to hide, “God”? Like maybe the fact that if you are real (yea right), your fucking sense of humor is warped and twisted? Like maybe the only thing that gets you off is people killing women and children in your name? The supposed big flood, all the pestilence and plagues the bible talks about. The smiting, the endless wars, or nuclear weapons, that can kill millions of people with the blast and millions more with the radiation. Gee, thanks for that one.
Lets not forget about the psycopaths that will probably use those weapons to get the end times rolling, because fucking “Jesus” is going to come save them. Why can’t Jesus come take you now, so you can quit breathing up all my fucking oxygen? No? Yea, I know. You got to destroy the Earth with the battle of Armageddon before you can go. You see, “God” can’t just laugh at funny shit like we do. It takes something big like a school bus full of kids going off the cliff, or a plane full of innocent people going down to get a chuckle out of him. But I digress.
So I bring up the fact that no one has ever seen or talked to “God”. This dude tells me that God has talked to him. I’ve heard this before, so it didn’t suprise me. He talks to “God” all the time through prayer. One day, he was going to be late for his train that brought him back home from Dallas after work. The train left at 5:10 everyday on the nose. He was not going to get to the Train Station until 10 mins. after that time so he was sure he was going to miss this train. Did I mention that it’s the last train of the day that he can get, so if he misses it, he’s stuck in Dallas all night long?
So he says “Well I’ve known God for a while at this time, and I know that I can pray and he will provide”. I bet there is no way you can guess what happened next, huh? He says his little prayer, and low and behold. The train was still there when he got to the station. And he was a good 10 mins late. The “Lord” had provided! The scariest thing is, he really did believe that. I could see it in his eyes when I said the fucking train might have had a problem with the engine or ran over some motherfucker, or maybe was just running a little late that day. But no, it was PRAYER that held the train
I couldn’t resist. I said “People are getting murdered everyday. Women and kids getting molested and raped. We bomb and kill civillians in the two wars we are fighting. A man walks in to a fucking church, where they are worshiping “God” and paying his tithe, and opens fire, killing two people and wounding one. “God” can’t or won’t do anything about any of that shit, but he can find time to hold your fucking train for you so you won’t have to walk home? FUCK your “God”".