WTF?

You may be asking yourself, what the fuck is krAzykrAkr.com? It says at the bottom, “brought to you by your friends @ krAkr eNt”. Who the hell are my friends in the krAkr universe?

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krAzykrAkr01
Big, mean, and nasty. I’m a redneck and I like guns, whiskey, and harley davidsons. I don’t play well with others and I am not known for holding my tongue. If I offend you, too fucking bad. But feel free to kiss my ass. Please try not to get in the way of my bullets.
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superdope01
I am just a web developer that is always trying to learn something new. This is one of my test sites. Where I learn and test everything. I’m actually a genius. I can do just about anything, once I decide to. I’m in to HTML, XHTML, CSS, and PHP. Linux and Open Source Rocks. Down with Micro$oft! I like video games, chess, and cool movies. May the force be with you! LMAO
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wanker
I am the one and only Wanker, known by some as Blue Wanker, Wank, and Wanker Red. If you have played me at a video game then you have more than likely seen “Killed by Wanker” flash across your screen! I do love fat pussy and I do resemble Cartman! If you get in my line of sight you better duck and cover bitch! Not that it would do you much good!

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Well, there you have it. We also have a forum that anyone can join. There is some really kool shit on this site and now that we have this blog, there will be more. If you don’t like what’s on this site, FUCK OFF. Go get your own fucking site and put whatever the hell you want to on it.

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The Mandatory Disclaimer:

Any and all information on this website is presented “as-is”, with no warranties expressed nor implied. If you lose all your data, your job, your family, your house, respect for yourself, your reason to live, get hit by a truck, fall off your high horse, whatever, it’s not my fault, nor the developers’. Be aware, that you use all software and this information at your own risk! There is no guarantee whatsoever, that any of the software mentioned on this site, or it’s information, is in any way correct, nor suited for any use whatsoever. Be smart. Back up all your data before experimenting with anything. Better safe than sorry.

I know. I’m a dumbass. I just heard it, too. Don’t listen to that little voice in your head. If you do, you will realize what everyone else does. That I ain’t no dumbass. Although, it will be way too late for your data, unfortunately. Just go ahead and back it up. ;-)

Yea, I know. You’re data is gone, isn’t it? Contact KnightsRim DataTech, they can get it back. They are computer Gods. Yes, I did say it was too late, but they can get it back. I’m sure of it. You already made the mistake of not listening to me once. Are you really going to make that mistake again? Just do it. I do realize I sound like an arrogant jerk right now, but when you come back to read this again, after everything on your harddrive is “Gone With The Wind”, then not so much.

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Posted by krAzykrAkr01, filed under . Date: June 8, 2008, 12:45 am | Comments Off