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« on: 01/17/08 @ 21:47 »
This thread is to post your favorite racially insensitive or sexually suggestive jokes. I'll let someone else start before I start posting. LOL
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« Reply #1 on: 01/19/08 @ 17:14 »
Why don't black children play in sandboxes?




























Because cats always come by and try to cover them up...
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« Reply #2 on: 01/19/08 @ 17:28 »
How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?

54

2 in the front
2 in the back
50 in the ashtray
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« Reply #3 on: 01/19/08 @ 18:56 »
whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?




A pizze doesn't scream when you cook it in the oven..
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« Reply #4 on: 01/19/08 @ 19:31 »
Quote from: BlueDog on 01/19/08 @ 18:56
whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you cook it in the oven..
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« Reply #5 on: 01/19/08 @ 21:20 »
Why is a pile of shit better than a nigger?


Because a pile of shit will eventually turn white and stop stinking...
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« Reply #6 on: 01/23/08 @ 12:53 »
How do you know if a woman has had an orgasm?

Who cares. LOL
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« Reply #7 on: 01/23/08 @ 23:37 »
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?


A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
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« Reply #8 on: 01/23/08 @ 23:38 »
Why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too.
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« Reply #9 on: 01/23/08 @ 23:40 »
Why don't niggers take aspirin?


They refuse to pick the cotton out.
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« Reply #10 on: 01/23/08 @ 23:42 »
What is a nigger?


Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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« Reply #11 on: 01/23/08 @ 23:42 »
ow many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?



One if you spread him real thin.
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« Reply #12 on: 01/23/08 @ 23:44 »
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?



Nigger.
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« Reply #13 on: 01/23/08 @ 23:45 »
Why do police dogs lick their ass?



To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
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« Reply #14 on: 01/23/08 @ 23:46 »
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?



Batman can go out at night without Robin.
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