Osama Obama For President

[Osama_Obama]

I am Osama Obama.  You see this picture of me in the desert learning how to find water.  I can lead you to the promise land.  You will come with me now.

And do not fear I am a currupt Chicago politician!

[krAzykrAkr01]

And do not fear I am a currupt Chicago politician!

Ahh. A mafioso. Where the hell is Jimmy Hoffa?

[krAzykrAkr01]

I am Osama Obama.  You see this picture of me in the desert learning how to find water.

Do you use one of those forked sticks? LOL

[Osama Bin Fartin]

Are you Allah?

[krAzykrAkr01]

[J. McLame]

I am Osama Obama.  You see this picture of me in the desert learning how to find water.  I can lead you to the promise land.  You will come with me now.

And do not fear I am a currupt Chicago politician!

I didn't know they let your kind in here.

Just kiddin.... I say, just kidding there boy!

[krAzykrAkr01]

Forum sells 'Obama Waffles' with racial stereotype

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Activists at a conservative political forum snapped up boxes of waffle mix depicting Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama as a racial stereotype on its front and wearing Arab-like headdress on its top flap.

While Obama Waffles takes aim at Obama's politics by poking fun at his public remarks and positions on issues, it also plays off the old image of the pancake-mix icon Aunt Jemima, which has been widely criticized as a demeaning stereotype. Obama is portrayed with popping eyes and big, thick lips as he stares at a plate of waffles and smiles broadly.

Placing Obama in Arab-like headdress recalls the false rumor that he is a follower of Islam, though he is actually a Christian.

On the back of the box, Obama is depicted in stereotypical Mexican dress, including a sombrero, above a recipe for ''Open Border Fiesta Waffles'' that says it can serve ''4 or more illegal aliens.'' The recipe includes a tip: ''While waiting for these zesty treats to invade your home, why not learn a foreign language?''

[J. McLame]

Dammit boy, you're more slippery than a greased pole cat. You didn't even let me talk during the debates.

[krAzykrAkr01]

On Obama, Acorn and Voter Registration

The group, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, or Acorn, has long been a favorite target of conservatives. It made news this year when it was revealed that a brother of Acorn’s founder had embezzled almost $1 million from the organization but that Acorn had failed to disclose the theft for eight years.

“Barack Obama has made very inconsistent remarks about what his relationship with this organization is,” Rick Davis, Mr. McCain’s campaign manager, said in a conference call.

Mr. Davis said Mr. Obama had worked as Acorn’s lawyer and conducted training events for its leaders. He also noted a payment the Obama campaign made in February to an Acorn affiliate, Citizens Services Inc.

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Republican anger bubbles up at McCain rally

"I don't trust Obama. I have read about him. He's an Arab," she said, echoing a false assertion that has crept into some right-wing blogs on the Internet.

McCain shook his head in disagreement and cut her off, grabbing the microphone back. "No, ma'am. He's a decent family man, (a) citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues ... He's not," he said.

Earlier, a man told McCain, "Frankly, we're scared, we're scared of an Obama presidency." He said he was especially worried that "someone who cohorts with domestic terrorists" might be in a position to choose Supreme Court justices.

"He is a decent person and a person that you do not have to be scared (of) as president of the United States," McCain responded, drawing boos and shouts of "No."

But McCain added, "If I didn't think I'd be a heck of a better president, I wouldn't be running."

Some voters also seized the chance to push McCain to get tougher with Obama at their final debate next week. Polls showed most viewers thought Obama won the last debate.

One man who said he had taken a vow to pray for McCain daily said that if Obama were elected, his grandchildren would be asking 20 to 25 years from now what happened that allowed Obama to "lead this nation to socialism."

OMG LMFAO!
You couldn't make that shit up if you wanted to.

[krAzykrAkr01]

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[krAzykrAkr01]

Blacks bounce between hope, doubt of Obama win

CINCINNATI (Reuters) - Sharrell Shields speaks for many African Americans when she says she's starting to believe Democrat Barack Obama is going to be the next U.S. president -- but a certain skepticism keeps her hopes in check.

While some polls show Obama, who would be the first black president, has opened a double-digit lead over Republican John McCain with just three weeks to go before the November 4 election, generations of slow and sometimes stalled steps toward racial equality have left some blacks wary of disappointment.

Baptist preacher and Obama backer Brenda Girton-Mitchell, 60, said she had enough faith "in the human psyche" to believe that Obama would prevail over McCain.

But she echoes blacks across the country when she notes that polls have fooled them before, citing the famous case of Tom Bradley, an African American who narrowly lost the 1982 California governor's election despite leading in polls.

Bradley's defeat was a surprise and some observers concluded that many white voters had lied about their intentions.

Black Americans faced obstacles to voting in the U.S. South until the mid-1960s and authorities there backed a violent campaign that included murders and church burnings to prevent blacks from registering to vote.

Since then, African Americans have voted overwhelmingly for Democrats and they form the party's most reliable ethnic constituency. Black turnout is expected to increase this year because of enthusiasm for Obama and he is expected to get about 95 percent of that vote, but many remain wary because of what they say are electoral setbacks for black candidates.

[krAzykrAkr01]

Southern Sheriff Pulls Over Obama Campaign Bus For Broken Taillight

FOXWORTH, MS—Despite obeying the posted speed limit and having all inspection, registration, and insurance documentation up to date, Sen. Barack Obama's campaign bus was stopped for nearly four hours by Marion County deputy sheriff Dewey Clutter while en route to a Jackson, MS speech, sources reported Tuesday.

According to those on board the bus—including various journalists, members of the Secret Service, and Obama campaign staffers—several minutes passed before Clutter exited his cruiser. Witness statements all mention hearing the sheriff's jackbooted footsteps along the gravel roadside as he slowly approached the vehicle's passenger side. These reports also assert that, prior to reaching the front of the campaign bus, the sheriff paused momentarily to smash the right rear taillight of the bus before dragging his still-drawn baton along the entire length of the vehicle.

Obama protested briefly before Clutter interrupted the graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, brusquely informing the senator that he could "detain [Obama's] uppity ass for 48 hours without charging [him] with shit."

"Huh. Illinois," Clutter said while scrutinizing Obama's driver's license from behind a pair of mirrored aviator sunglasses. "You a long way from home, ain't ya?"

"Now Barry, someone 'bout your height, 'bout your skin color knocked over a Piggly Wiggly up in New Hebron just a coupla hours ago," Clutter continued. "But you wouldn't know nothin' 'bout that, now would you?"

[buckshot]

Good thing it's not true...!

[krAzykrAkr01]

Good thing it's not true...!

But it's funny as hell. LMAO