J. McLame
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« on: 09/04/08 @ 21:20 » |
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Hello everybody, I am J. McLame. I was named Juan when I was born in Panama while the Panama Canal was being built. I changed it to John, when I ran for office. Now I just use J. because sometimes I get confused. I am a very old dude that is out of touch with most of America. I will lead you in to the New World Order. You don't have to come with me, because we will find you.
PS-I got a hot librarian as my VP
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J. McLame
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krAzykrAkr01
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« Reply #1 on: 09/04/08 @ 21:27 » |
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Well, I guess this forum is bi-partisan now. LMAO
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Osama Bin Fartin
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« Reply #2 on: 09/04/08 @ 21:28 » |
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You, sir, are a white devil!!
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Osama_Obama
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« Reply #4 on: 09/05/08 @ 22:50 » |
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You Wrote: "I was named Juan when I was born in Panama while the Panama Canal was being built."
This is so funny, and now we know you are more alien than I.
I am the chosen one, and much less alien. Younger too, and I know how to find water (in the photo I'm learning the ancient secrets to finding water)!
You WILL vote for me, and my socialist ways!
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J. McLame
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« Reply #5 on: 09/05/08 @ 23:01 » |
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You WILL vote for me, and my socialist ways!
No, I can't do that. " They" would give me the JFK treatment. I have a hot running mate. You know you want to mate with her. If you think she's hot, you have to vote for me. That's the way it works. |
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J. McLame
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Osama_Obama
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« Reply #6 on: 09/05/08 @ 23:06 » |
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No, your mother is "older than dirt" - she is 96 you know?!?!?!
My policy is socialist, free money for the lazy - they will vote for me!
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J. McLame
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« Reply #7 on: 09/05/08 @ 23:13 » |
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My policy is socialist, free money for the lazy - they will vote for me! My policy is fascist. We must take more land and resources from the third world countries and give it to American Corporations- they will get their employees to vote for me! And don't forget, my VP is hot! Long live the New Roman Empire!! |
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J. McLame
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« Reply #9 on: 09/08/08 @ 20:57 » |
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"Wish for four more years of Bush / Cheny" ? ? ? Do you need your head examined ? Either of these two yo yo' s would be better than Bush.
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krAzykrAkr01
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« Reply #10 on: 09/08/08 @ 21:01 » |
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"Wish for four more years of Bush / Cheny" ? ? ? Do you need your head examined ? Either of these two yo yo' s would be better than Bush.
Yea, like it's going to so much different. |
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J. McLame
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« Reply #11 on: 10/08/08 @ 17:07 » |
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 click for full size Here you go boys. Buckshot sent this to me and I thought you boys might like it. You know, if you think she's hot, you got to vote for me. LMAO |
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krAzykrAkr01
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« Reply #12 on: 10/10/08 @ 20:37 » |
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'Troopergate' inquiry finds Sarah Palin guiltyAn ethics investigation into Sarah Palin, John McCain’s running-mate, concluded last night that she unlawfully abused her authority by dismissing Alaska’s police chief, a huge blow at a time when the Republican ticket is struggling against an increasingly confident Barack Obama.
The conclusion of the “Troopergate” inquiry will dominate headlines and at the very least provide a big distraction for Mr McCain as he seeks to stop a slip in the polls that threatens his White House ambitions. 
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buckshot
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« Reply #13 on: 10/10/08 @ 21:48 » |
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On this one I defend her. Have you heard the trooper? Basiclly he admits he was not fit to be a trooper (he would qualify for Reno 911 equivlant at best).
But that doesn't change the fact she's so damn stupid:
The problem is, she beleives that if a woman is raped, and that woman becomes pregnant, than that woman should not be allowed to have an abortion.
In fact, she wants to outlaw abortion all together (gues she'd rather have the back alley type).
She also does not beleive in stem cell research, which could help a lot of people.
She damn sure is not VP material - but we all know that already...
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« Reply #14 on: 10/10/08 @ 22:00 » |
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The problem is, she beleives that if a woman is raped, and that woman becomes pregnant, than that woman should not be allowed to have an abortion.
LMAO. And the other guy is a socialist that wants to take away our guns. What are we to do? |
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